Quotes Through The Years

"Don't pray before you take an Accounting test. Whatever supreme being you believe in can't help you. They never took Accounting!" ~ Prof. Jim Gray. ACC 212.

"Why not shoot for the stars? You deserve better than just settling for what seems logical. Don't you want that person that you could sit with for hours just doing absolutely nothing but looking into their eyes? Don't you want to become so lost in them and your feelings for them that all logic flies out the window? Don't you want to be in a crowded room but only see them?"


"told you super asian powers you also can smile in the face of adversity"
"...Sunscreen doesn't matter I have two colors white and skin cancer" ~ T.C.

"Ugh!! I hate it when you know the verse but you don't know the reference!!" ~ Lisa
"Did you check in Jeremiah?!" ~ Chichi

"Hey, you're a lesbian! Can you help me pick out boots?" -AJ to Cynthia

Spaghetti, it's a girl thing!

Failure happens. Doubt and Busyness can be pushed aside. Loneliness is none existent for God is always with you.

"Pastor Dave!! I know why the blokes are winning! Guys have to pay for everything so we have to have a lot of money cause the girls spend it all!! " ~Joe

" Supper Bible: learning the Word was never so easy. Just eat the pages and the text is magically stored in your head! You'll be able to recount chapters and verses at the drop of a hat. Not only do you get to hide the word of God in your heart but also in your stomach!" ~Pirate & Monkey


"Jesus is worth more than Bubble Tape but less than a stuffed cow." ~ Esther

""There's plenty of ways to die. But you have to figure out how to live. Now that is hard."~ Brave One.

"Where I come from it's all about respect but here nobody wants to listen to the little Filippino kid. So why waste my breathe now talking?"

"I can hold him to my warm bosom."~ AJ

"If I wasn't modest I would never have a shirt on." ~Michael Tse

"He's 17 so, he's turning 15." ~ Julia
*rolls eyes*
"HE'S 17 SO, HE'S TURNING 15?!?!" ~AJ
"What haven't you put in your mouth?! Anyone?!" ~ AJ
Looks around the table.
No one raised their hands.
"She hasn't put me in her mouth." ~ Laura

'I just need to grow 50 pounds." ~Julia Pei
"You groped Rahul?!" ~ AJ

Going inside the elevator.
"I'm not in yet!"

"I'm gonna make it rain!"

"Why is there so much wood??"

"All you need is food for money."

"Oh, like Rachel would have seen that!" ~ Chris
"No thanks to you!!" ~ Rachel

"I forgot that I have to pee!" ~ Michelle

Conversation between me and Sam.
"What is it?" ~ Sam
"I don't know." ~ me
"What do you mean you don't know?"
"It's food!"
"I know it's food! But what kind of food?"
"It's Filipino food."
"What is it?"
"Food!"
"Yeah! But what kind of food?!"
"I don't know!! It's Filipino food! I don't question it."
"Is it meat?"
"It's carbs."
"Carbs!? What?! How many calories is in it?!?!" ~ Mum.

Hanging out with Chels
"Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts."
"I can take that in one shot."
"You know, she's gonna take the two of you out in one shot if she finds out."
". . . Oh crap. . . "

After Sam and I bought a 68 Crayola marker pack.
"Oooohh!! Use that color! I've never seen it before!"~ Sam
"Magenta?!" ~ me
"Oh..never mind."

I promise I'll take care of you.

Trying to figure out the radius of a pizza in precalc.
"I have 11 inches."
"Man that's big!"

"The frontal lobe of my brain broke out and punched you in the arm." ~Aunt Kim

Fixing Chelsea's tie.
"Should I say thanks honey and give a kiss after this??"
"No. But you can say thanks Jenny."

"There's plenty of ways to die. But you have to figure out how to live. Now that is hard."~ Brave One.

"We're just suppose to do it!! Do it right now!!" ~ Brian

"RACHEL!!!"~ Mr. Rice
"Ugh! Here!! Hold my banana!"~ Rachel

"Why is it so hard?!"

" It exploded!"
" You're suppose to put it in your mouth and then let it explode."

haha im glad i can service you in any way possible.....~ Meredith

"Because I am Sam and I am always right!"
"Um.nope. I am Asian therefore my word is law, so you are not right!"
"Dang...no comeback."

"If you're really into guys, get into math!!" ~ Afia

"Where I come from it's all about respect but here nobody wants to listen to the little Filippino kid. So why waste my breathe now talking?"

"If we had a women president, what would we call the husband?" ~Jenny
"WHIPPED!!" ~Aunt Kim

" There's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's just a pain to get there."

"PEACE, LOVE AND JESUS!!" ~ Lisa

"I only kind of promises that I make are the ones I'm sure that I can keep."

"Don't wait if it takes forever."

"It's like looking at a pack of Oreos. You know you shouldn't eat them but a couple of minutes later half the package is gone and you've got a tummyache."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" ~ Ricky's soccer cry.

"GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!!" ~ Ricky, playing soccer talking to Carlos

"Total epic fail!"

"I'm insane!!" ~ Me

"Hey look! An avalanche!" ~ Me

"10 years from now...." ~ Harper

"Why does everything always end up with someone killing me?" ~Harper

"I can try to be Mexican!" ~ Josh

"Take those jeans off now young lady!" ~ Alysha

"Way to just strip in front of the doorway." ~ Alysha

"I'm soo nervous I'm going to have a kid" ~ Meredith

"There was a line and you crossed it 50 miles back"

"This isn't a democracy it's a dictatorship."
"What are you doing? This is a democracy!"
"What?!?! You just yelled at me saying that it's a dictatorship!"
"Exactly!" -_-

"All I heard was go to the bathroom and can we watch..." ~ Mr. Tra
O.0

"I have the absolute right to knock you out right now." ~ Mr. Henderson

"If I am dreaming let me never awake. If I am awake never let me sleep." Karate Kid II

"She just needs to get a boyfriend and get laid!" ~ Me

"I love you!!"

"The husband, the wife and the dog."

"If you're going to do this, then think about how much time you're willing to spend with me...Think about it."

"Ahhh!! It's hot!!" *John stepping into the hot tub.

"Ahhh!! Sunburn!! It hurts!! ~ John
"What sunburn I don't see any sunburn?"
"Right there!" *points to shoulder
"Oh! Right there!!" *pokes shoulder
"Ahh!!" *falls to the floor in fetal position.

"The CIRCLE OF POTENTIAL REGRET!!!" ~ Lisa

"Girl, please!"
"Don't you girl please me!"

"Label me 'Goth', 'Punk', 'Emo' that's fine. I know who I am. Take me as I am or else you can just leave me alone." ~ Dez

"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead."

"And she was his kryptonite. No doubt about that statement."
"I wish I was his kryptonite."
*glares*

"A Samurai cannot stand the shame of defeat."
"I was honored to cut off his head"

"No mind."

"If you believe me to be the enemy, command me to take my life."

" It's not healthy for you!" ~ Caroline

"I do my left hand...I mean! I use my left hand...I mean!~Allen

"All that I am and All that I will be I give to you. So make it be." ~ Megan

"Stop thinking and just exist" ~ Megan

"Hmm...What do we have here?? A black girl and a...a...what are you??"

"Guys are like waffles and Girls are like spaghetti"

"CUT THE CRAP HAMLET!! MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING AND I WANT BABIES NOW!!!!!"

"It's ok you can have my seat. Cause Allen is such a gentlemen!!"
"Huh? what? oh ya here, take my seat. Mike's got one though so you can. *turns red in the face here*. " ~Allen

"So what is it?? You're part Cauc and part Asian??" ~ Andrew-you gotta luv this kid!!

"Exactly!!"

"Elizabeth's the wife, Rachel's the girlfriend, and I'm just the other woman."

"Rachel,(looks at me) would you go out with me??" ~Ben

"Chris is the overprotective brother I never had" ~Elizabeth

"Watch me SNAP your eye out!!"

"What does HW stand for?" "Harder wench??" "Hard water?" "Hot water?" ~Ashley

"What does he need a drum key for??" "His bass clarinet!!" ~ Ashley

"Hey look a plane!" *points randomly at the sky* "Where??" ~ Rachel

"Technically, I'm a Sophmore and technically you're a Junior" "Technicallities!!" ~ Sam

"You're Cute!!" ~Zachary!!

"Oh GET OVER IT!!!"

"I have all these problems because of you. So it's your bloody fault!!" ~ Rachel

" You know wat...!"

"Oh, go cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!"

"Ah, suck it up!"